shitfishing

Shitfishing is a word that simply means the irrational attempt to secure some anal intercourse. This can be with a current girlfriend or in pubs and clubs. To be a shitfisher is often a hit and miss experience with some girls revolted by the idea. Certain females are known to warm to the idea (no pun intended) and a good shitfisher, if indeed that is possible, will hone in on these ladies.
A successful shitfisher is often heard to yell "i've got a bite" midway through performing the act he has been longing for through out the night.

Mark: "hey, are we going to the clubs to pick up women yeah"
Juan: "only if you come shitfishing with me"
Mark: "but i only catch obese fish"
Juan: "more to fill your plate with *intolerable wink*"

by have a guess ;) July 22, 2009

shitigation

When someone threatens to sue someone based on false issues or otherwise seeking to intimidate.

My crabby neighbor threatened to sue me again. I hate when dicks like him threaten people with shitigation.

by Barney_Fife March 11, 2014

shitfister

One who fists in the ass, especially after ones partner has not wiped after a shit

That Underwood is a real shitfister

by gek of Arabia October 9, 2004

shiznight

used in aquateen hunger force.It shows that something is important and useful. often used when some one is happy!

nick is the shiznight for watching ATHF. fo real

by billy January 25, 2005

Shitfish

Smells like fish and shit usually from not bathing or not wiping your ass after you use the bathroom

OMG she didn't wipe her ass she's such as shitfish

by Crane_man September 6, 2016

shitfinity

The actual name of Comcast's television, internet, and telephone service. The beloved cable company, widely respected for its honesty and top-notch customer service, was just trying to give its product an accurate name. However, customer complaints about the obscenity soon forced them to censor the name to "xfinity". Sometimes stylized as SHITFINITY®.

After his bill nearly doubled, Dave spent over an hour on hold determined to cancel his Comcast SHITFINITY®, but once the service rep. finally answered she simply refused to let him cancel it.

by Chuuupa July 23, 2016

Shitfish

Those who watch Buzzfeed Unsolved a show hosted by Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej typically fall into one of two groups each named after one of the hosts. Those groups being Boogaras, the believers, or Shaniacs the non-believers. If someone fails to fall into one of the two groups or claims to be in both they are labeled as being a Shit Fish.

Person 1: "Oh you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Are you a Boogara or a Bhaniac?"

Person 2: "I'm on the line, It's hard to choose"

Person 1: "You is a Shitfish then, bitch."

by It's Me Ya Boi (PB) June 15, 2021