shitbroke

To be completely broke.

After Warped Tour, I am always shitbroke.

by B-Money!12 April 17, 2008

Shitbrothers

When two people have blackmail on each other.

Julian: Lahey, I know shit about you and you know shit about me. That makes us shitbrothers.

by Uncle Tony P. April 7, 2009

shitarette

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.

"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.

by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009

Shitamon

When you spray apple cinnamon air freshner after pooping causing the two smells to merge.

Sandy: did you use all the air freshner?

Claire: no why?

Sandy: you smell like shitamon!

by DAL13 June 9, 2013

Shitard

Someone who is so mentally disabled they don’t know shit

That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”

by Davedale August 13, 2019

shitarang

A worthless ex that keeps trying to come back into your life.

The shitarang messaged me again last night trying to hook up.

by TripG January 23, 2020

shitamolies

when u wanna say shit but add some PAZAZZ to it, like make it more dramatic ya feel?

oh shitamolies, u just hit my titamolies

by t's and c's apply June 9, 2020