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Shit Slit

A trans woman’s fake vagina. Trans women who have bottom surgery build their neo-vaginas out of colon tissue and they are directly connected to their rectum internally often causing anal leakage and a terrible feces odor out of the neo-vagina.
Your shit slit needs medical attention due to the overwhelming stench coming from between your legs that can be smelled from across the room.
by ThatJax January 24, 2022
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Shit slit

When the back connects directly to the legs and there is no butt at all, just a slit.
" That girl must of LMFAO way to much cause she got a shit slit!!!"
by Pmoney135 September 3, 2016
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Shit Slit

Shit slit is in reference to the arse hole
by SlicksBadGirl aka BadKittie March 10, 2022
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shit your slit

The unpleasant result of an attempted bowel movement while one is gloriously inebriated and sitting on the stool, but while wearing long johns and being too glued up to realize the "slit" was not parted sufficiently to pass the turd, resulting in the movement being accidentally retained in the long johns and causing great ongoing grief amongst friends and famliy alike. Things like this are "why they call him Grodee".
"Grotee came back late that night, went to the men's room and shit his slit. I'm glad I didn't have to do his laundry."
by That's Why They Call Him Grodee November 30, 2003
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splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.
"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "
by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017
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Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.
I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...
by Pokchop March 5, 2022
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Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.
Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.
by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023
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