national take a shit day

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet

Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"

by Your native tree cutter October 22, 2020

National beat the living shit out a ginger day

On the 24th of September it’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day on this day you get to beat the living shit out of one ginger and only one pick wisely

It’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day let’s go beat up the ginger twat

by Bigultimateman November 23, 2020

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.

What is this, Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day?

by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010

National dont give a shit day

It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything

Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work

by National dont give a shit November 15, 2019

holy fucking shit day

an interesting, fantastic, extraordinary day

The car drive there was crazy, the unloading ramp was weird, the vending machines had a few varieties of Sour Patch Kids, the brownies were vegan, and there was a bench on the top of the peak. And then I saw a buzzard and a bunch of hawks or something on the way home. It was a holy fucking shit day.

by Ninja Clan Lord March 25, 2017

Shit in your friends room day

November second. For kids at boarding school. Leave a nice bag of doo in your friends room.

Dude can I have a shart in your room?
Normally I would say no, but today is national shit in your friends room day, so i guess so.

by straightballer12345 November 2, 2011

International Shit day (2nd December)

International Shit Day:
(Noun) Yearly Event:
At 1.PM Universal Time 2nd December, we all take a shit together. Weather in public or personal bathroom, you must save your shit, then dump it every year.

International Shit day (2nd December)
Fred: Bro, I gotta take a shit
Erik: No wait. Save it for the 2nd of December.
Fred: You know what, you're right!
Erik: Tell your friends to save their shit as well.

by YourLocalAnonymousPerson November 24, 2019