shit faced

The result of drinking alot of alcohol, you usally get shit faced when you feel like throwing up, you also get shit faced in the morning when the hang over starts.
So really, shit faced is the period of when you feel like shit after drinking.

Bar Tender - NO ! you have had too much for tonight !
Drinker - Gimme some booze dammit !
Bar Tender - OK ! but only ONE more, you'll end up shit faced and pass out !
Drinker - THANK DRUNK IM GOD !

by Carcass (band) December 7, 2006

Shit-faced

1) Drunk as an Irishman on St. Patty's Day

2) Stoned out of your mind

The mo fo was so shit-faced that he brought a squirt-gun to school and yelled "I have a bomb bitches!!"

by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006

shit-face

An ugly person
George W. Bush
My English teacher
A person with shit all over his face

Shut the fuck up shit-face
Hey, shit-face, shove it up your ass

by Camels November 14, 2006

shit faced

Shit Faced: from the Latin "shitibus faceibus".

1) To have one's entire face covered in feces.
2) To become so intoxicated/high that you act like an asshole/whore/your math teacher and perform things/sexual acts that you would never do in your right mind.

1) Because my face is covered in shit, I am shit faced.
2) God, after those 15 bottle of scotch, I was shit faced and woke up next to my math teacher.

by PlummiPLUM April 10, 2004

Shit face

A person who posses you off to a point where you want to punch them but you rember that it's not cool to punch people.

"Dude wtf you are such a shit face."

by ultra_quick May 21, 2016

Shit-Faced

When you lie to your little brother and tell him your out of toilet paper and have to use his face to wipe the shit off your ass.

Dude I thought we were out of toilet paper but i guess not so i guess i didnt need to shit-face you.

by Nate G. March 11, 2005

shit-faced

totally drunk - just submitting for the quote below.

"Am I shit-faced yet?" (Arnold in 'Twins')

by dr. sausage September 29, 2007