shitaki

The word you say as a fall back in case of a teacher, parent, or superior overhearing you say the word 'shit'.

Also popularly followed by the word 'mushrooms' or 'shrooms' for a little laugh.

(Shitaki usage)

Person2 shows person1 a video of a huge explosion made from a TV.

*A superior walks by*
Person1: oh SHIT!
*Superior overhears the word 'shit' from person1.*
Persion1: -taki mushrooms are so good with rice.
*Superior walks away with a grin*
Person2: Dude, you almost got boned.

by Lolwutmenz March 28, 2009

shiitake mushrooms

1. A type of mushroom, commonly used in Asian cuisine espec.

2.A silly way to make someone think you're going to say shit, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.

(Emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)

Me: " That's a bunch of shiitake mushrooms!"

9drags out the word by saying it like" shii...take mushrooms!"

by Hopeful Girl July 25, 2010

shitake mushrooms

1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.

1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!

by The definer known as Mr. jangles August 31, 2005

shotaku

A portmaneu of "shojo" and "otaku", shotaku refers to an anime or manga fan who prefers shojo, the 'girly' genre of anime and manga.

- "OMG, you have Hello Kitty stickers on your phone! That means you blindly worship anything and everything Japanese, desu ne? Who's your favorite Naruto character~?!~~!!!"

- "Uh, sorry, I'm not really into the martial-arts stuff. I'm kind of a shotaku." (laughs nervously and backs away)

by OxymoronicRedundancy July 24, 2009

Shitake Mushroom

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around

Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom

by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005

shiitake

another way of saying shit, kinda like saying shiite . aside from that in Japanese it literally means "oak-tree mushroom"

holy shiitake mushrooms!! instead of holy shit...

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

dope shitaki

used to describe something or someone who is brilliantly amazing and unbelievably brilliant

person 1 : i ordered the lager and am underwhelmed

Person 2 : well i ordered the IPA friend of mine And It is some dope shitaki , Booom

by Braam May 14, 2017