ShitPussyFart

When a female sharts out of her pussy

Fuck i just did a ShitPussyFart

by ShitFaceFuckShitAssHole November 23, 2019

Scimpus

A kid who has no idea what the FUCK he is doing

Scimpus over here touched the soccer ball with his hands.

by Thicc Unit February 27, 2020

ShitPussy

Inmate slang for the younger inmates just entering the systems ass hole. Basically if you're doing life you'll never see a vagina again so the next best thing is a poop vagina.

Have you seen the new white girl on the block. She sure looks fine and I bet that shitpussy is so tight she can barley keep a cigarette in there. I can't wait until I befriend her by leaving a snicker on her bed and steal that shit pussy.

by Jailpurse snatcher November 21, 2024

Shimposter

A male who attempts a transition to female but fails horribly and is clearly still a male.

I saw him standing outside the house dressed as a woman but knew as soon as I saw it, it was a shimposter.

by NewWordy August 30, 2025

Shumpuss

The act of shitting, pissing, ejaculating/squirting, queefing, farting, coughing, drooling, bleeding and releasing puss and reaching a higher state of being in doing so.

'Thomas had his shumpuss event last week, was beautiful"-kobe
"i cant wait till i get to shump"-charlie
"OMG IM SHUMPING GET THE CAMERA"-tom

by anonymous December 14, 2025

Virginius Simpus

A condition where the a member of the male species is denied the privilege of intercourse due to not possessing the skill to be a dominating alpha member of society. They are forced to treat the female members as a Goddess rather than an equal.

Yo why is this guy simping for the streamer? I think he's got the Virginius Simpus.

by Not_Craftt May 22, 2020

glivva shimps

Glivva Shimps means that your fat

“dang bro that girl is glivva shimps”

by eggbite July 24, 2021