When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...
"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"
"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."
"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."
by David J Hasslebonk October 9, 2008
Get the Ridden like a Shetland Pony mug.Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.
Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?
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Words which sooth-moothers don't seem to understand.
The dialect is dieing out because of all the american tv aired in britain.
Now mostly only old people speak Shetlandic.
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The dialect is dieing out because of all the american tv aired in britain.
Now mostly only old people speak Shetlandic.
(Sooth-moothers are southern-speakers)
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