Samwise Shmuel

Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with

Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy

by Phil Collins & Sons October 21, 2021

Kate Shemwell

she aint got no gallbladder

Person 1: "Hey Kate Shemwell, you got a gallbladder?"
Kate: "nah cuh"

by milkmuncher April 18, 2023

Shmuel

1: What you ask for behind a dumpster

2: Why Communism is a thing

Stop stalling and give me a SHMUEL

by THICKDICKFLEXER April 29, 2019

shmuel moppet

the act of a rubbish person doing anything rubbishly, or embarassing.

'holy mother of jesus i've only gone and done a shmuel moppet'

'rik waller? shmuel moppet more like!'

'someones done a shmuel moppet' (as the smell of poo poo fills the air)

'have you seen that rubbish olephont costume, the designers a right moppet, its embarassing really, i mean blooming hell its really very crap,

by adinosaur December 15, 2009

shequel

A sequel to a movie featuring a female protagonist or a predominantly female cast in order to appeal to radical third and fourth wave feminists.

These radical feminists can't stand anything other than their own propaganda, and force Hollywood to keep pumping out these shequels!"

by Ch4l13 May 15, 2016

Shamuel

A person who's dad cannot spell and miss spelled Samuel.
Typically a fast speaker with a massive tongue can be seen as a human version of a dog due to the previously mentioned tongue.
Shamuel typically like to play football but are bad at it.

Person A: That guy just licked his own fucking nose WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
Person B: Must be a Shamuel!

by Troll guy November 3, 2016

Shmuel

One with a fat head, most commonly called Theo.

Can be used as an insult when a fat Jew won't stop talking.

Theo: Shut up Jew, yeah what happen?

Mitchell: Shut up Shmuel

Theo: *Start crying into pillow*

by Fronkos June 2, 2021