Shell Shock

A mental Disorder caused by active warfare

World War 2

by William Nanemahoo December 12, 2003

Stallshock

A condition caused by potential intruders when attempting to enter an occupied bathroom stall.

I sit in fear during the busy morning hours in the bathroom expecting someone, at any moment, to interrupt my bio-break by shaking the stall door. It happens constantly and now I live with Stallshock.

by kevingdavis January 13, 2009

Shell Shock

A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.

Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves

by KossB May 11, 2006

smellsmock

A male that is constantly flirting with female members of staff.

caught that smellsmock sniffing 'round them Donny lasses again.

by Sundial March 28, 2016

Shellcock

shel-kok

1. an inability to attain or sustain an erection for the performance of a sexual act caused by the viewing or experiencing of something grotesquely disturbing.

This was derived from the term "Shell shock" which was a term used to describe soldiers that were disoriented and unable to focus after returning from combat.

"I didn't get laid last night because my boyfriend had shellcock from walking in on my grandma while she was giving herself an anal enema".

by Shepcock January 19, 2011

Shell Shock

A turtle shell that has been cracked when it falls of a 100 foot drop or when it rots away after a few years.

"Oh no! Look! A turtle's shell has been shell shocked!"

by I'm a Sean Bradfield lover December 13, 2016

shell shock

When having sexual relations in the anus a person can sometimes slip into a state of nausea, and they maybe even begin to experience a temporary loss of hearing and/or eye sight.

"Liz's ex-boyfriend was so big that when his dick slipped into her anus she got shell shocked!"

by Zeeky Baby February 25, 2008