Selfish tea

The act of making a cup of tea for oneself within a workplace, whilst completely disregarding any other employees who may also want a tea.

Hey look Jim has made another selfish tea! What a dick.

by Snack! September 19, 2011

Selfish fucker

When a male and a female have sex and the man cums first then just ends the session of intercourse without even trying to soldier on and give his partner any sort of orgasm.

'He's a right selfish fucker'

by Tommehhh February 20, 2009

selflish

To do something selfless for selfish reasons.

John is so selflish, the only reason he helps out at the soup kitchen is because he wants to get in Jane's pants.

by DampeS8N April 30, 2008

passive selfish

Being selfish in an unobvious and sneaky way.

“Britney is being passive selfish when she purposely buys that disgustingly healthy kombucha ice cream so no one dares to eat it - she wants it all for herself.”

by 0abs March 25, 2023

Selfish

When he doesn't share shrimps with you

Barù you're selfish

by IlParagnosta April 8, 2022

Salty Shellfish

A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.

Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Selfish Bitch

Common names for selfish bitches are: Kate, Katie, Alex and most commonly, Eileen. Selfish bitches are always at the centre of trouble and will break their necks to hurt someone else. Selfish bitches have alot of enemies and use their friends for things they may need. Selfish Bitches usually slyly escape punishment and make there-self look like the victim. Selfish bitches will hurt their family and lie to them if it gets them what they want. Selfish Bitches stop at nothing to hurt their enemy. Selfish Bitches are fat,smelly, ugly bitches and are hated by everyone, probably including their family!

Person1: Wow! That womans fat ugly and smelly! Is that Eileen?
Person2: Yeah, shes such a fat,selfish bitch!

by Anonymous 12345678910000000 July 27, 2012