get absolutley railed in shellharbour with the girls. Bass point is the go to root destination and do some bongs in the car park bby. crusin round with the eshay dogs speedin through shelly on the puffs, cop chases n all 50 people in the boot at 2 in the morn, with the local boys snortin lines of the hot chicks rack, shellharbour is the best town in all the world with the coolest dogs out
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Mate, that threesome we had with Jennifer last night was great, but that spelching was not the highlight of my night.
by JH-MG September 25, 2017
Get the Spelching mug.Originally crafted in Iowa, selching has taken the world by storm. Intended to eliminate the need of a separate felchee and a felchor, selching took off as a way of self-stimulation. Proper selching form has been described as requiring two separate steps: 1) Initially, the selchor, serving as depositor in this stage, must deposit his semen into his own orifice—usually his own rectum, 2) After a few minutes, the selchor must then serve, simultaneously, as the felchor and felchee as he retrieves the semen with his mouth from the orifice. While many amateur selchers have removed their own lower ribs to improve their selching prowress, the National Selching Committee in Iowa City has disavowed this practice, referring to it as Performance Enhancing De-ribbing.
You'd think all that yoga practice would make him an excellent selcher; however, he almost always needs a felchor to perform a successful felch.
Cuba tried to establish a self-sustaining economy. Relying on one's self only works in selching.
Can you selch in Mars? True selchers can selch anywhere.
Cuba tried to establish a self-sustaining economy. Relying on one's self only works in selching.
Can you selch in Mars? True selchers can selch anywhere.
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