shelfield academy

a shitty school where students never stop moaning about teachers, the toilets are a shithole . never get away with anything and can not have any fun without getting sent to mrs garcia

shelfield academy is a shithole where year 8,9 and 10 girls smoke a joint in cornies

by caitlin3011 August 26, 2019

Shelfing

Shelfing is the the act of one inserting drugs into the anus. Using your finger, about middle knuckle deep if you reach back you’ll feel a little shelf. Place the drugs onto this otherwise they will just come back out. App

“Oi Jimbo lets shelf some pingers before we hit the clubs”

“my friend Rach, introduced me to shelfing mdma caps, best thing EVER”

by Stacey147 March 8, 2021

Top-shelfing

The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.

Top-shelfing

Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."

Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"

by Jimmy-Buckets May 30, 2009

shedding caterpillars

plucking ones eyebrows

FFS, why is that girl shedding caterpillars on the train?

by great tit. May 14, 2011

Sheffield, MA

Located in the lovely area known as the Berkshires, Sheffield is an amazing land. Known for it's many (way to many) antique shops. We also have a big elm tree somewhere that apperently is the towns livelyhood, but no one really knows where the fuck it is. With a population of 3,335, about 3,000 of that is made up of annoying weekend New Yorkers that steal our toilet paper and take pictures of our leaves. The locals drink alot of beer and shoot alot of things, and we sure are proud of it. Sheffield also has a variety of strangely named roads, which makes our town very proud. With names such as "Bow Wow" "Ranapo" and "Polikoff", theres no denying you're in Sheffield!

woaaah you're from Sheffield, MA the place with the big elm tree? Mint!

Polikoff? What the fuck is a polikoff? We must be in Sheffield!

by cuhcuhcow January 20, 2013

shedrivesmecrazy

The effect that a girl who is the best at everything has on a guy. Like her dress, her make up, her creativity or just that she is so nice.

Guy 1: "See that girls costume? And her makeup! She is so creative!"
Guy 2: "Can we talk about something else? Shedrivesmecrazy."

Guy 1: "I just met that girl over there. She's so nice!"
Guy 2: "I know her. Shedrivesmecrazy."

by Mr Special March 23, 2019

Sheddin

basically, hysterically crying. or just crying really. doesn't have to be hysteric.

joe: didn't hand my biology homework in. davies gave me a detention so my dad said i can't go out with you guys tonight.
jack: ha! sheddin mate.

hannah's boyfriend dumped her by leaving a sticky note on her front door. she was proper sheddin.

by ..m January 21, 2010