scrumpy

Good

this meal is scrumpy (NOT SCRUMMY)

this party is scrumpy

this origami duck is scrumpy

by (-enigma-) May 4, 2009

scrumpy

An especially delicious food item.
scrumptious+yummy=scrumpy!

As in " Man, that was a scrumpy piece of pie."

by Michelle Lavoie October 11, 2007

Scrumpy

When you take a dump and it scratches you on the way out. Commonly happens after eating large quantities of corn.

"Oh man, I'm going to need a whole lotta' toilet paper after passing this scrumpy!"

"Quick, some aspirin! I'm having a scrumpy!"

by toounit May 9, 2009

Scrumpy

(adj.) A word to describe a ghetto, usually white girl, who is just plain nasty. Dudes with no self esteem will probably wanna hit that but my advice = DON'T. This is barely a step down from the noun 'scrump.' Originated in Wichita, KS from Colton Falconburg.

"Dude, Todd, Cathy's friend, Denise is soooo scrumpy!"
"Denise! You're lookin' soo damn scrumpy, babe!"
"Cathy is a scrump. Denise is scrumpy."
"Todd!"

by Toddsterr April 9, 2010

scrumpy

This is a word commonly used among teens and twentysomethings to describe a person with potentially lose morals that are physically attractive. Scrumpy implies that the person is slutty but that the speaker would still sleep with them. A common definition of scrumpy is "Slutty but fuckable."

Bill is very scrumpy. She looks rather scrumpy I bet you could take her home.

by JJ Carter November 10, 2008

scrumpy

To partake in the art of exchanging bodily fluids.

"Hey Sharon, wanna go somewhere and have a scrumpy!?"

by Kezza January 21, 2004

scrumpyjill

Lover of Scrumpy Jack and, more importantly, Swan (aka Swannikins.

Usually found in or around Tiscali's #ukquiz chatroom and sometimes in the chat forum.

Lover of cider of course!

by scrumpyjill October 17, 2004