Shaved Balls 

Where a males balls are smooth and girls won’t be gagging and making fur balls

“Woah you’ve got some nice shaved balls”

Shaved Balls by AA Batteries September 7, 2019

shaved head 

shaved head is fresh and clean cut. that's what a real man looks like. it looks cool and it feels good.

that guy has a fresh shaved head, damn he looks good

shaved head by joeyak74 January 15, 2010

shaved bieber 

a firefox application that blocks out Justin bieber from most web pages

guy:i got shaved bieber last night
girl:whats that?
guy:an app that removes justin bieber form the internet
girl:OMFG why would you do that hes the greatest

shaved bieber by wardinator May 26, 2010

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

shaved monkey sex by minghi May 17, 2003

shaved my balls for this 

Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.

You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!

shaved my balls for this by Some wiseman January 1, 2015

shaved buzzard 

Someone or something that has an outrageous haircut, a nappy head, or anything that looks like trimmers have shaved a birds feathers.

Durn: Look at that guy over there!
Brevy: WOW! Is that Oakley?
Durn: I think so. He must have just woke up. He looks like a shaved buzzard!

shaved buzzard by Juda88 April 25, 2011

Shaved to the bone

The art of shaving off all pubic hair

Craig-Did you blast that wee burd last night?

Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag

Shaved to the bone by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014