Emotional Shrapnel

The detritus that gets stuck in a person's soul when another person has a complete meltdown and spreads their BS across the widest available arc becaue they can't keep their emotions in check.

A close kin to free floating anxiety - but with more oomph.

When your boss has a cow for something that wasn't your fault and really rips into you. You've got to take the hit without a flakjacket. The "Emotional Shrapnel" can lodge deep and cause future issues.

by Ms. JacKeT November 23, 2011

fingernail shrapnel

The projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.Most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.Most embarrassing is the shrapnel that you couldn't see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair.

I now wear goggles when clipping my nails to protect my eyes from fingernail shrapnel.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

knowledge shrapnel

Knowledge shrapnel is the collateral damage to others in the vicinity of a knowledge bomb explosion

Damn, after you dropped that knowledge bomb all us bros got hit with knowledge shrapnel

by Outtake September 21, 2015

post-pub shrapnel

The wallet or pocket full of 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent coins you have after a night out down the local. €4.05 pints make this even worse than normal.

"Ah jaysus Marty, my wallet is full of post-pub shrapnel again"

by StrokeCity December 28, 2005

German Shrapnel

Step one: Invite a bitch and an enemy to your house. Make sure enemy arrives one hour after girl does.

Step two: Feed bitch dinner consisting of excessively spicy Indian, Mexican, Jamaican food and a bag of dried apricots.

Step three: Go to the front door and ass pound that bitch like you're a gorilla on Viagra.

Step four: when enemy arrives open the door and then quickly jump out of the away. Revel in glorious revenge as that diabolically spicy shit rocket explodes in enemies FACE. Enjoy a hearty chuckle as that ass hat loses his dignity, his eye sight, and suffers third degree burns as the molten shit melts his face off!

guy 1: remember Jeff?
Guy 2: you mean the guy that stole your pack of gum?
Guy 1: Yes. Lets just say certain steps were taken and he no longer enjoys the luxury of having a face
Guy 2: *shocked silence*
Guy 1: Yes thats right. He endured the burning turd torpedo that is the german shrapnel

by Raging mountain goat March 22, 2010

BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart)

BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.

Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.

by DennisFreeman April 1, 2019

Bar Shrapnel

An abundance of loose change (coins) found in your pocket after a night out at the bar. Caused by breaking twenties repeatedly over the night instead of using your change.

I went out for breakfast the next morning and paid for it with my bar shrapnel from the night before.

by Featherslam!!! July 14, 2009