sharky's syndrome

When you say you are only going to be 10 minutes when you actually mean you are going to the shops and cooking tea.

Damnit, Lakey has got Sharky's Syndrome for the third time this week

by NaethanC76 May 16, 2019

Sharkle

invisible ancient sharks that float around and bite you, the only way to stop them is by using Alex Jones' brain spray

"OWW my head hurts it must be those damn sharkles"

by lil435 December 13, 2022

sparklypoo

In the Harry Potter fanon, a fifth Hogwarts house where the Mary Sues live. Sometimes misspelled as "Sparkleypoo."

The term originated in this fan-comic: http://piratemonkeysinc.com/ms1.htm

"I started reading that fic but the characters all belong in Sparklypoo."

by GMonkey December 26, 2008

sparkly

when shiny things make pretty lights cuz of the sun...

hehe oooooooooooooooooooooooooo sparkly!

by jeanie, me September 24, 2006

sparkly

When something shines, or glitters. Disco balls are sparkly. Lady Gaga's dresses are sparkly. Diamonds are sparkly. Vampires, are not sparkly.

Person 1: Man, look at this sparkly diamond!
Twilight fan: OMG! That's like Edward!
Person 1: No. Vampires. Aren't. Freaking. SPARKLY!!!

by IT'S_OVER_9000 March 14, 2012

mr sharkey

The wisest history teacher in all of Drogheda, leader of Sharkeys Army, expert on the Ulster Plantations. Loves eating chalk

Oh yes I've got Mr Sharkey for history, let's gooo

by 2167 September 20, 2020

Sparkly Vampire

1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.

The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.

Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.

2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.

Sparkly vampire=FAIL

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009