shard 

shard is synonym for retard

You are a real shard

shard by jan_890 January 8, 2018

Shard 

When u try to fard but shid come out.

Y there shid in my pant I must’ve shard

Shard by Cocksucking dickraper October 26, 2018

shard 

The action of shitting while farting.

I sharded on my mate last night.

shard by Big Sharder March 18, 2020

shard 

shid fard same time very insane

me: i sharded

Friend: holy shid

shard by WAAAAT! January 17, 2022

Shard 

A hot girl

“Yo that girl is badddd”
“Lemme see the shard, damn she’s hot as fuck”

Shard by whatsnextokok July 25, 2022

shard 

(Homograph) The opposite, and a more family-friendly version of the s-word.

Person 1: Let's go to Washington D.C., shall we?
Person 2: Oh come on, I need to take a shard.

shard by ManuelToTheGroundLevel October 24, 2022

Shard 

A Shard is a fart and a poop combined making explosive poop.

I sharded in my pants.

Shard by Wippedsaltycreamonmyparentsbed December 4, 2022