Stationary Fuel

Another name for Porn that you do not watch, you just look at it. (Pictures)

My Internet was down so i had to settle for Stationary Fuel.

by AM#1 March 27, 2010

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Stationary/Operating Engineer

A lazy ass SOB who works in an oil refinery (shift worker). He's paid between $60-160 000/year, sleeps, eats and sits on his ass all day long and still complains that he works too hard.

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refinery Suncor Esso Shell Lanxess BP Nova

by 3rdclassOE December 13, 2012

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shictionary

(N) a book of people hated people .

That bitch bit the tip of my cock, she's in my shictionary now!

by fuckface December 10, 2003

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Stationary Status

When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".

Derek: "What's Fred up to?"
Mike: "Not much since he's got a stationary status."

by petepete518 August 6, 2011

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Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.

What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

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