Shanker

UK colloquial expression to offer a solution that has nothing to do with the problem.

The nurse totally shankered and suggested taking an aspirin against my sprained ankle; The lawyer shankered the rules of origin problem by stating that the WTO agreements had already solved the issue.

by FBFE October 29, 2018

Fetus Shanker

Typically used to describe men who have been convicted of knife crime on fetus's.

Dont let that guy near the maternity ward!!.. he's a fetus shanker!

by Amadeus1982 July 28, 2019

Shit Shanker

When you have a sore anus due to either under or over wiping after defecating.

Man I've had diarrhea for over a day now and I have a severe case of the shit shankers.

by N Made July 25, 2023