Shandy

A bitch who uses people for money.

Guy 1: So I took this girl on a trip to Vegas and when we got back she ditched me.

Guy 2: You totally got Shandy'd

by Andrew3D November 19, 2009

Shandy

The name giving to someone who is shit at something and called Andy!

Lisa: "While you call him Shandy?"

Rob: "Because he is shit and he's called Andy"

by BVO1 April 7, 2010

Shandy

A shandy is achieved when in prison, one inmate shits in his hand and uses that shit as lubricant to give a fellow inmate a handjob.

Eat up Anthony, because I want you to be good and ready to give me a shandy after lights out tonight.

Or!

DAMN PHILIP!! Smells like someone got a motherfucking shandy up in your cell son! Nasty.

by BobIsTheBatman May 25, 2018

Shandy

To clear one's massive bowels.

"Hey guys, I'll be right back. I need to take a huge shandy.

by shandydoer September 30, 2010

Shandy

A self-administered “hand job”

He was so lonely he gave himself a shandy.

by Lil’ Red October 4, 2019

Shandy

I shitty hand job from a lover that is just going through the motions with little real effort toward pleasing their mate!

I bought her so many drinks, she was so drunk that she gave me a Shandy!

by Love in Sitka May 9, 2015

cock shandy

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis

I got a cock shandy last night

by Knobhead 123456789 February 4, 2017