clorox shampoo

Snide way of saying a woman isn't a natural blonde, implying she bleaches her hair.

What do you use in your hair, Clorox shampoo?

by Alex Stockwell August 3, 2007

shampoo ambush

Known in scientific terms as 'Shampupicus Abushulance". It is when a shower cap is pulled over an unsuspecting victim, who is then squirted with shampoo, and then scrubbed verociously with toilet bowl scrubs. This is known to happen to people who refuse to shower.

"Did you see that Seth kid today? His hair was like a mirror!"
"Yeah, we should totally shampoo ambush him..."

by The Forrest Fire September 23, 2007

Shampoosterbate

The act of shampooing your hair while simultaneously master-bating with your other hand.

Last night I only had ten minutes in the shower so I was forced to shampoosterbate to save time.

by JRED33 October 23, 2013

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time

no longer have the will to live

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

by glyz December 11, 2022

shampoo

A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:

1 part sham
1 part poo

Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.

by Wojeezy May 25, 2008

Fairy Of Shampoo

An amazing txt song that makes moas ascend everytime they listen to it

Fairy Of Shampoo is heaven to the ears

by goofyeedam456 July 24, 2022

Shampooing the ferret

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.

my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

by asorethumb March 30, 2010