backhand shalanski

A sexual manuver in which a woman, in a sixtynine-esk position, with her muff above the man's head, greases his rod with baby oil and proceeds, with reverse grip, a manual release of his baby batter.

I was at the Octopussy, when my counterpart came out of a room, labeled 'PRIVATE', looking like he saw a ghost and told me she gave him the 'ole, backhand shalanski.

by Prime Time April 7, 2005

Shalackuation

When a team finds themselves in a situation of being shalacked.

Wow, who would have thought that this team would be in this type of Shalackuation.

by shaggy001 January 8, 2010

shadank

An adjective meaning awesome or amazing, reserved for only the best nouns.

other forms: Shadankly, Shadankalicious, an Shadankness

*may also be used instead of the word bomb

"Dude we made 16 layer nachos last night."
"I bet that was delicious."
"Nope it was shadank!"

or

"Dude you know what sounds bomb? A California Burrito"
"Dude you know what sounds Shadank? A California Burrito"

by Brian Wright January 16, 2008

Shasank

A very sweet and kind person. Hes always there for you and his hugs are amazing! One touch will warm you like a fire and his eyes will hypnotize you. He is an all around amazing person.

Girl 1: OMG did you see him! he was so cute and sweet!
Girl 2: Yeah man he must be a Shasank !

by ZombieLoan121 July 4, 2011

shalang

super hot; extremely good looking, etc.

damn, that chick is SHALANG.

by Mariah Benson January 9, 2008

Shalang

a white man who is no longer in his prime looking for sex in Thailand because he can't score back home. Similar to a falang (Thai word for foreigner) however the shalang is a creature constantly concerned with his shlong and how much money he has left in his fanny pack. They have been known to congregate in large city centres around Thailand such as Pattaya and Udon Thani, often seen in brothel alleys and shopping malls. If seen do not approach, you are merely a reminder of their loser lives and they may be hostile; especially if they have married a Thai bride and are attempting to integrate. The shalang motto is: "Good guys go to Heaven, bad men go to Pattaya", this is often displayed on T-shirts and coffee mugs.

Look at the beer gut on that shalang, his fanny pack barely fits him.

by Teacher Lanny December 7, 2013

shablank

to think of a dumb thing at the wrong moment or other words a retarded thing

"That was the most shablank thing i have ever heard"

by Kingsley April 10, 2005