shartation

A conversation with another person about sharting. Word mixture between "Shart and conversation" Shartation

Chris: The other night I was rushing out the door to meet my parents for dinner. I tried to squeak out a fart and I sharted. I had to come up with a good excuse for why I was so late to dinner.

Erin: That sucks, but my incident is worse. One time I was running in a cross country meet and I didn't think I had to go so I tried leaking out a fart while running. Never again will I do that. I had to run another mile with shart in my spandex...luckily they were black.

Chris and Erin were having a "shartation"

by Thomp5290 March 25, 2009

Shamecation

A form of punishment wherein an employee fucks up beyond the reprimand of a warning and is put on a disciplinary leave of absence with or without pay.

"Where's Jimmy this week?" "Oh he opened the store 2 hours late so boss put him on a Shamecation."

by DocLoLiday November 16, 2012

staycation

A vacation spent close to home.

With the price of gas soaring, a staycation is what most Americans will experience during the summer of 2008.

by BeachSaint May 24, 2008

shatnation

A group of loyal subscribers to internet celebrity IshatonU this group is known for spamming stickam and Blog talk radio. A common spam is to type or say badger multiple times.

I subscribe to iShatOnU and am a member of the Shatnation

by ralasinchains July 7, 2009

permanent staycation

1. unemployment.
2. retirement

Man 1: What's up? Ain't seen you around the plant much lately.
Man 2: And you won't either. I've undergone a lifestyle upgrade. My dial set to chill and froze in that position. I'm ridin' the stationary wave of a permanent staycation.
Man 2's wife (under her breath): Uh huh. Only wave that fool's likely to ride is when I wave his lazy, unemployed ass goodbye.

by Pbaddy October 13, 2009

staycation

1. The equivalent of being unemployed for a week.
2. A chance to sit around and look at all the reasons you wanted to get away for a week in the first place.

Man, since I took that staycation, I really feel for all the guys who lost their jobs.

All I did on my staycation was chores

by miriam-websterrr July 9, 2009

Staycation

A vacation you take at home.

I decided to take my vacation time at home and just take a Staycation.

by CromwellsWorld July 1, 2009