sexmonkey

a sexual devient who enjoys animal booty. They will do anything for some pussy and that can sometimes mean that they have fucked animals, even plants sometimes. People laugh at how horny these people are, but really it is a disease.

Mark Carlson, the sexmonkey, will hae sex with just about anything, including his cat.

by cyrus N October 20, 2005

sexton special

When you eat something and it turns out poop is in it.

Billy: Dude give us free food!

Employee: Ok, dude.

Billy: Thanks fag!

Employee: (to other Employee) I wiped my ass with his burrito shell. Its a sexton special.

by Andy! April 6, 2007

sexton

A compadre and amigo. Someone who will give you the shirt off their back, as long as you hook them up with your hot sister.

My sexton helped build this barn.

by The Only One Franchise July 31, 2006

Sexton

refers to a person who has naturally amazing skills at sexual actions; one with a sexy body

"He was so intense in bed. I just want more from Sexton.

by aznfrog November 27, 2010

sexton

you've got an anaconda down there and your not afraid to flaunt it. you destroy the bussy with your sexton.

wow your big what is that?

oh it's just my sexton

by danitheindian January 27, 2019

Sexonia

Sexonia is an place of legend, where men reign absolutely supreme and the women are their "Bitches". Th law is by king "Magnus" who declaares what is law and otherwise. The men all wear what they feel like, and have the power to do almost anything. It is said that STD's are nonexistant here, and nearly all is perfect

Welcome to Sexonia, Land of the gods!

by phantomedge December 25, 2007

Sexzoned

Sexzoned is when someone decides that you're good enough for sex but nothing else.

When you're in the sexzone it's sex or nothing.

Me: All he ever messages me about is sex, why?

Other: sorry hun sounds like you've been sexzoned 🤷 ♀️

by Sparklydragon December 14, 2020