Sexter

When an episode of the Showtime series Dexter is so good, it's better than sex.

Yeah I skipped hanging out with Molly tonight cause the season finale of Dexter is on. It's gonna be so Sexter.

by nuggetsucker March 4, 2011

SEXTERN

A barely-legal, bodacious, co-ed introduced into the work force for the summer to learn the ropes of her future career, who is admired by slimy, beer-bellied, graying viagra-dependent, horny male cohorts.

"Hey, Craig, look at the set on the new summer sextern. I'd like to tap that turd-cutter."

"Gary and Craig's oogling of the sextern caused a decrease in work output all summer."
"Yeah, we will be greatful when Bambi goes back to college in the fall."

by Galony June 18, 2008

Serial Sexter

Someone who participates in sexting without the intention of meeting up in the future, but still wants to sext.

Johnny always wants pictures but never wants to hook up. I want sex, he wants sexts. I think he may be a serial sexter.

by SmockeyTaki March 26, 2023

sexterity

Remarkable ability to satisfy your partner's every sexual need using precision, knowledge, and agility.

Guy: How about we take this party to my place?
Girl: Boy, you best have some damn good sexterity if you wanna get down with me.

by mephix August 10, 2014

Sexter's Block

The act of receiving a sext, and not having anything sexy or freaky to say back. Alot like writer's block. But worse. Not only does it make the sextee feel awkward because they have nothing to say, it makes the sexter feel awkward also because you get that thought in your mind that maybe you were a little too freaky. Also makes the next face-to-face contact awkward as well. It is very difficult to admit you suffer from sexter's block.

Example 1:
Sexter: "Mmm you like that don't you? Next I'm gonna....."
Sextee: Oh yeah, she's a freak. What to say, "Yeah baby, I like that" No, sounds gay already. Damn sexter's block.

Next Day:
Sexter: "About last night, sorry. I got a little freaky."
Sextee: "Uh no, it's okay. I just uh fell asleep."
Sexter: "Ohh"

Example 2:
Sexter to friend: And then he said his dick likes being hard.

Friend: Poor guy, probably was suffering from sexter's block.

by Sext Master June 18, 2011

Sexternship

A relationship consisting entirely of sex. The partners are sexually exclusive with each other but don't have to be emotionally tied down. A trial period before a relationship. Used to identify if you and your sex partner are compatible.

I think we should try a sexternship before jumping into this relationship.

by tswizzle20 October 6, 2015

sexter

sexy nerd-boy; kid who's into WoW, and other really nerdy games

Have you seen Sexter today? Nerd-boy's looking fiiiine.

by jimbohix November 11, 2009