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sexpress 

A sex company operating at a high speed or sex delivery service
Hey Dave I’m about to run a “sexpress” wanna join?
sexpress by that chink July 18, 2021
The French version of an Italian "Espresso". Weaker, with more water. Often used mistakenly to describe the Italian version and is the target of arch wankers who like to express their superior "correctness".
How to correctly order such a coffee: "Un expresso s'il vous plaît"

Wanker: "It's ESPRESSO, not EXPRESSO"
Frenchman: "Voulez-vous votre café ou pas?"
Expresso by Shakeshead October 7, 2013
When I order an expresso, I tip based on the interpretive dance that comes with it.
expresso by pbz July 18, 2014

kexpresso 

a type of diarrhoea produced by one who needed a crappuccino, but couldn't get to the toilet on time
My undercrackers are in a mess darling, I have a bad case of kexpresso
kexpresso by Steve October 22, 2003

Supresso Depresso 

Someone who acts/is depressed a lot, you can call someone "supresso depresso" or say they're acting "supresso depresso"
Person 1 "Man, Johnny has been Supresso Depresso ever since he broke up with Kim"

Person 2 "I know right, hopefully he stops soon"

Depresso Expresso 

When you. (or someone else) are very sad for a brief time ( a hour to a day)
Person 1: I'm feeling depresso Expresso because my mom yelled at me for the last 3 days

Person 2: oh, I hope things get better

Person 1: thank

The next day

Person 2: hey you feeling better?

Person 1: yes! Hey wanna commit super smash Bros togerar latar?

Person 2: yeeeee