Upsetti Spaghetti

To be upset

Dude: *drops free taco*
Bro: *gasps*

Dude: ...
Bro: Are you okay dude???
Dude: Yeah, I’ll be fine. I’m just upsetti spaghetti.

by merckill May 23, 2018

pee spaghetti

Putting raw spaghetti into your pee hole and leaving it there until it softens. This process can be more timely if you have a buddy to put the other half of it in his so your dicks "lady and tramp". A master chef can even make lasagna.

"Bone" appetit!

It's all you can eat pasta night so Johnny and Paul were up all night preparing pee spaghetti.

Pro tip: put a little olive oil in the dick hole so the pasta isn't sticky!

by Grundle Thunderbird June 30, 2017

british spaghetti party

Another name for an orgy with only british people.

I had a great time at the british spaghetti party last night

by vhcyguguvguguu February 17, 2019

Spaghetti

Although usually referring to an Italian meal made of noodles with sauce, spaghetti can be used as a form of slang to mean an embarrassing act, general awkwardness or faux pas. If one commits such an act, it is called "dropping" spaghetti.

Guy 1: "Yo dude, check out Tad creepin' on that girl."
Guy 2: "That's all kinds of spaghetti."

by DocSpagh October 1, 2012

spaghettisexual

Straight, until things get hot and steamy.

Ryan Reynolds seems like he's probably spaghettisexual.

by MattWill03 June 11, 2017

spaghetti pockets

The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.

spaghetti pockets story:
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear

by myshkin August 2, 2012

uh-oh spaghetti-o's

An exclamation made after the realization one has fucked up beyond repair.

Dude, I just shot your mom! Uh-oh Spaghetti-oh's

by Liam Waterbottom November 17, 2003