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Sexcalation

Sexcalation is the process by which sexual tension keeps escalating between two people who insist they are “Just friends” to the point where shenanigans are inevitable. The unique quality of sexcalatory situations is that the principal imbeciles are in total denial of the mechanisms at work and hence appear completely oblivious to it.
James: I thought they were just friends!
Jill: Yeah but very soon it sexcalated into something more than that.

Mary: Honestly, everyone knew they liked each other, sexcalation was inevitable.

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Sexcalation by Africanlegend January 16, 2010
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Sexcation: (1)total and absolute vacation FROM sex. To declare a time of celibacy.
(The word is often improperly used to describe vacation with lots of sex.)

I'm taking a sexcation from my loser boyfriend.

Anymore sexcation and I can become a nun.

sexcation by Delta Dawn August 9, 2007

Sextuationship

Like being active or sexting someone/flirting with them but you guys aren't dating and most likely never will
Person 1 : Are you dating anyone?

Person 2: No, not really, im kinda just in a sextuationship rn
Sextuationship by ReaganTheCreator December 15, 2023

sexcavation 

Digging up contact details of old girlfriends for sex
Bro 1: Dude I've been in a real dry spell recently.

Bro 2: sounds like you need to go on a sexcavation...
sexcavation by cokecanhorse82 August 5, 2014

sextationship 

The act of having a sexual relationship with the opposite sex on a regular basis but you are not dating.
The sextationship between Adelyn and Jose has surpassed many relationships.
A vacation filled with sex. Similar to foodcation, but the focus is on sex instead of food.
I'm so excited to get away from our daily obligations and go on a sexcation somewhere far, far away.
Sexcation by Shea Hey January 9, 2019

sexitation 

My Trump supporting landlady gave me a sexitation under the ruse of watching a campaign rally together.
sexitation by RagsAndGags December 6, 2020