Scooter Libby 

U.S. government official who did better job working for Israeli interests than his own country's.

Better known as a convicted perjurer who obstructed a federal investigation into the disclosure of a CIA agent.

Scooter Libby would have got bunged in prison if he hadn't been pardoned.

Scooter Libby by Gabong October 20, 2008

Scooter Kid 

A derogatory term for an ill-mannered child with a scooter at a skate park. Their parents usually take them to skate parks under the impression that it's a playground, when in fact it is a very dangerous place for a small and unexperienced child. A scooter kid has no grasp of the unwritten rules of not being an ass at the skatepark. They regularly cut in front of people (aka snaking) and as a result, they will accidentally get hit by a skater, causing the scooter kid and the skater to fall and get hurt. Scooter kids never admit that they are in the wrong, and they are widely regarded to be a skatepark plague.

Scooter Kid: Why would you hit me? You're so meeeaaan! (Sobs)

Scooter Kid by K A S I A May 27, 2019

Beer Scooter 

The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it
i.e. "I don't remember getting home last night, I must have caught the
beer scooter".

Beer Scooter by Karlito April 20, 2003

Scooter Ankle 

The act of a razor hitting your ankle so hark that it is the single most painful thing in the universe.

Back in the middle ages, Scooter Ankle was used as a torture device

Scooter Ankle by YeetersonPeterson May 12, 2020

scooter snake 

Possibly one of the most annoying creatures alive, they mostly consist of a 8 - 11 year old on a scooter who think their top shitcool if they swear and/or drink and smoke. Most of these fucktards hangout at skateparks and beak the skaters who would beat the living shit out of them but the snoby rich parents would retaliate

Skater1: Aww man here come Jacob he's such a scooter snake

Skater 2:Ya so much for skateing in peace
Scooter snake: sup niggas what some weed

Skater 1: dude your 10 years old and white

scooter snake by make_that_booty_clap December 24, 2014

gook scooters

1.shower shoes or flip-flops. (From VietNam military slang)
2.any Jap or other Asian built compact or sub-compact car
3.any "Ricky CrotchRocket" pseudo-racing type bike, also known as a "bugsickle".

1. "Don't go in the gym shower without your gook scooters or you'll get jungle rot!"
2. "Did you see the new gook scooter Suzy Creamcheese just bought? It's a stinkin' Toyota!"
3. Like a bug hitting a windshield, the last thing that went thru Ricky's mind when he hit the truck on his gook scooter was HIS ASS!

gook scooters by Grizzly IX September 1, 2006

scooter tramp 

a common term for an old school biker

He's no scooter tramp, just a yuppie with a harley

scooter tramp by Ridge80 September 19, 2005