Soccer Mom (sex position)

While an older female is giving fellatio she is riding the trailer hitch on her SUV. She has all of the balls covered.

I had a wild night with that milf from the bar. We went out back and she totally started to Soccer Mom me. Soccer Mom (sex position)

Soccer Mom (sex position) by yourmom86 September 1, 2011

Chinese Checkers Sex Position 

Chinese Checkers is where you jump from hole to hole while jumping holes already filled a variation can be played with 2 people but it is much more recommended to play with 3+ people. In this game every one wins

Person 1 "Twister is boring lets play something else"
Person 2 "Let play Chinese Checkers Sex Position!"
Person 3, 4, 5 and 6 "Yeah!"

Chinese Checkers Sex Position by Chinesecheckersforthewin June 17, 2010

The Auf Wiedersehen 69 Sex Position 

A sex position in which 2 people perform the act of eating the ass out and the person whose ass is getting eaten out shits in the other and they run to the bathroom to wash their mouth out and when they come back previous said person is asleep and the other goes to sleep as well.

“Yo Daniel?”
“Yeh bailey?”
“Okay so Jess and I did the Auf Wiedersehen 69 sex position last night! it was a very fulfilling night! It’s safe to say I’m not hungry anymore!”

The Auf Wiedersehen 69 Sex Position by Ladiesman419 October 10, 2019

Flamingo sex position 

When a lady is doing the vertical splits during intercourse

Me and Rebecca really tried her flexibility out last night during the flamingo sex position her legs were so flexed apart

Flamingo sex position by It’s legitimate October 20, 2020

Pumpernickel fuck sex position 

The doggy style sex position but when yall are both mad at each other and still wanna fuck.

Wanna do the pumpernickel fuck sex position were both mad and horney so let's pumpernickel fuck her and now.

Pumpernickel fuck sex position by SadCandy56 January 25, 2019

Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position 

The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.

This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.

Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.

Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.

Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....

Me: Exactly....

Some other dude: Ohhhh...

Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)

Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010

Sex Position 

Something that The Urban Dictionary is way too obsessed with.

If it exists, someone on the Urban Dictionary has turned it into a Sex Position.

Sex Position by LPBvgc April 15, 2025