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Semiarrhea

a digestive condition in which your stool has a consistency and form similar to diarrhea, but not quite as runny. Like diarrhea, also known to cause frequent trips to the bathroom. Can come in the form of beer shits.
I really needed to be productive today, but I had a terrible case of semiarrhea.
by Marsupial54 April 24, 2009
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seminary simps

boys who participate in an early morning class called seminary in which they act like simps for the girls. They will all actively deny their simp-ness while continuing to perform simplike behaviors.
Chad: woah did you see all those boys being a mega simp?
Analise: yeah those are my friends, they're seminary simps
by yayayeeticus March 6, 2020
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Semitarian

A semitarian is a part-time vegan or vegetarian: too much of a wuss to go 100% in but they put in the half-assed effort. They may eat only some types of meat (like oyster vegan or pescatarian), they may consciously choose not to eat meat on certain days (Meat Free Monday), or they may only eat meat on certain days (cheat meal). They may be semitarian for health reasons, simply not care, or find full-time veganism or vegetarianism to be too time-consuming or difficult.
James: I've been vegetarian with one meat meal exception a month.

Sarah: That's semitarian...
James: No, it's vegetarian with 1 meat meal dammit. I don't like labels. I'm a millenial!

It's Meat-Free Monday! Time to flex my semitarian muscles.

Maybe I just dont care THAT much about veganism. I'm doing my part eating meat only on rare occasions. It would be more impactful to make a ponzi scheme for veganism. The results would be exponential. Until then, I'm semitarian.

My doctor told me I have to reduce my meat intake to reduce my risk of chronic preventable disease. So I cut out all meat--except for burgers.
by lilspiker January 1, 2017
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Seminal make-up

Make-up used when time and money are of the essence. The semen is used as a moisturiser to rejuvenate the skin leaving it plump and firm and reducing the appearance of wrinkles. Usually used after sexual intercourse in the morning ending with a cumshot to the face.
Emily was late for work after our long morning session so she said to give her seminal make-up so she could be on her way.
by Make-up giver September 21, 2009
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Semina

Semina is a really beautiful girl with a big heart. She loves her family and friends about everything. Semina is smart and ambitious. Everyone loves Semina! She is the snapchat queen
Wow! I wish I was Semina
by Princess9 December 29, 2016
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Buffalo Seminary

Also known as the lesbian factory, Sem has a reputation for turning straight girls gay or at least a little bi.
Guy 1: Hey she's pretty cute!
Guy 2: Yeah but she's from Buffalo Seminary don't waste your time.
by userrr202432 October 6, 2020
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buffalo seminary

straight nice girls will go in and come out with eyeliner curtain bangs and a girlfriend
girl: what happened to you!
girl: i go to buffalo seminary now
by lanadelraystan November 3, 2021
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