Semented

When someone ejaculates on the bottom of your feet then you get stuck to the floor.

The sex was so messy I stepped out of bed and was instantly semented to the floor.

by GloriousWanker May 28, 2021

Spermented

A certain vinegary funk to the spunk.

This semen tastes like its been spermented for months!!

by Anastasia van Beaverhausen October 14, 2016

shagmented

overview of a situation that is completely fucked up, broken, unrepairable or in bits

wife to hubby 'Hello love, did you manage to fix the dishwasher ?
No. it's absolutely shagmented !!

by vanhelZ1ng December 22, 2016

Semenated

another word for jizzed or busted a nut

I jut semenated all over her face.

by sspurv March 15, 2017

segments

A phrase which when uttered, allows the speaker a portion of an item which has just been present or the speaker has been made aware of. Segments describes a segment of an item which must be consumed by the speaker. The portion is decided by the owner of the item.

*Johnny pulls out a packet of gum*
Albert: Segments.
*Johnny gives Albert half a gum, Albert immediately eats it*

*Harry mentions he has a new blanket*
Jamel: Segments.
*Jamel receives a 2ftX2ft cut out piece of Harry's blanket which he must now eat*

by Fedelaus March 30, 2022

Semenated

The process of getting semenated

We all got semenated at a party

by termab April 14, 2022

Time-Segment

It is like a time line but it does not go on forever. It ends the same way a line-segment would in geometry.

"Dude! The paper is due by the January 3 time-segment. "

"To bad it isn't on a time-line schedule."

by Flyaway030303 June 11, 2015