Swathing Biscuit

Canned biscuits rolled out and wrapped around a wiener. It’s like Pigs in a Blanket, but with actual human anatomy replacing the hot dog.

Tucker: *playing Warzone with the boys*
Boys: “Tuck, where’d you go? Did you mute your coms again?!”
Tucker: *wraps his wiener in Pillsbury Biscuits*
Tucker: “My bad, the wife was tired of me ignoring her, so I showed her my Swathing Biscuit”

by WhoreZone March 11, 2022

Shathing

(Verb) (shay-thing)

The act of laying down in the bathtub with the shower raining down hot water on you while simultaneously closing the drain*. Many touch themselves during this process.

*Whether or not one actually closes the drain is a matter of preference.

I was too tired to stand up when I was showering this morning, so I started shathing.

by n1ckf3d January 12, 2011

Affirmative Action Seating

When a stadium or an arena allocates (and reserves) seats in direct proportion to the demographic composition of a given region.

80,000 seats. 25% Far Eastern composition in let's say Cleveland, Ohio. 20,000 seats allocated to people who originate from the Far East based on Affirmative Action Seating.

by Daniel V. "The Unadiaper" October 10, 2006

seethingly

In a seething manner; Furiously; in a rage

The surrounding lighter area, or penumbra, of each spot seethingly covered with texture.

by heyitszening September 17, 2013

Seating

The proper way to say furniture for an apartment.

Seating is so expensive! It should cost as much as this synthetic feather...

by Ejones777 November 24, 2011

Snathing

The act of using a snathe for sexual pleasure. Mainly shoving or throwing into several different orifices until the point of wanting to climaxing on your own face.

He's climbing in your windows snathing your people up

by Archer Backk December 12, 2010

back seating

Sitting in the center of the back seat of a public transport bus so that nobody else will be tempted to sit on either side of you.

Some kid in the back of the bus is back seating, lets just sit in the front.

by znieto December 11, 2008