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Sarchasm

The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Doofus: What do you mean, you'd love to? I thought you always said you hated doing that!

Dude that caught the sarcasm: Man, that's a gaping sarchasm
by fallrivermatt August 29, 2007
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Sarahisms

a word made by our leader, Sarah. Creator of jarble and tutorage
Ali is writing sarahisms.
by adcamper92 January 30, 2009
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Searchomania

The affliction you have when all your waking moments away from your computer are filled with thoughts of what you will be searching for once you get back online.
I am battling this case of searchomania on my own, the next step is to see a doctor.
by Marcomac July 29, 2013
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Proof-Searching

The act of Googling specific information you intend to use to make a point on the internet. Usually done before a reply to an arrogant airhead who is being belligerent so as to completely humiliate the aforementioned airhead publically and score a victory for all of the people who were affected by it's retardation.
Dipshit douche: ALL YOU NOBE AND LEBUM D-RIDERS NEEDZ TO SHUTUP N RESPECT THE REAL KING. MJ HOLDS THE RECORD FOR POINTS SCORED, MOST RINGS AND MOST CAREER WINS FOOLS. HE IS THE GREATEST.

Proof-searcher: Ummm...No. Michael Jordan owns none of those records. Kareem Abdul Jabar has the most points with 38,387. Bill Russell holds the championship record with 11 and Charles Barkley is the all time leader in wins produced with 313.6 wins. Moron.

Random Spectator: ha dude i knew you did some seriois proof-searching for that one.

Proof-searcher: totally
by theguerillagorilla July 27, 2013
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sarchasm

(Noun). The communication divide or breakdown experienced when (i) one party interprets the other party’s sincere statement as sarcastic or (ii) one party interprets the other party’s sarcastic statement as sincere.
Tom: "I know Wendy wants me to call her, but she keeps ignoring my messages."

Jim: "How do you know she wants you to call?"

Tom: "I asked if I could call her sometime, and she said, 'Yeah, right.'"

Jim: "Sounds like you fell in the sarchasm."
by Mou Zhou January 8, 2009
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Still Searching

A absolutely brilliant compliation of songs made by Senses Fail. It is an album which recites a story of a guy (possibly in highschool or college) who struggles in school and relationships and with an addiction to drugs. It is a very good CD and i recommend getting it. A+
Dude: Hey lets by a CD
Me: Still Searching by Senses Fail!!
Dude: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah, it tells the story like the old albums used to.
Dude: Oh ok so i should get it?
Me: Fucking duh?!??!?!!?!?
Dude: (Makes out with him)
Just kidding.. lololololol
by Alec (The Cool Guy) May 1, 2008
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name searching

Lets Search Up One Of Our Friends Name=Name Searching
by killer5084 November 1, 2014
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