Seal Team Six

They are both the most intelligent and moronic squad to walk the earth.

Seal Team Six is a squad of oxymorons.

by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015

Seal Team Six

While banging a girl from behind, you whisper her name until she turns her head towards you, and then you pull out and blast her twice in the face. For dramatic effect, you might even yell "Geronimo" afterwards.

Kyle's high school crush played hard to get for nearly 10 years, but he finally Seal Team Sixed her last weekend.

by frankfantasia September 5, 2014

lock out a SEAL team

A euphemism for male masturbation. Comes from the way that U.S. Navy Seals swim out of nuclear submarines and onto enemy shores.

Man, Kate Beckinsale is so hot that every time I see her I want to lock out a SEAL team.

by CycleGeek April 2, 2008

Seal Team 69

69% of a Smirnoff Ice Bottle, then add Coors Light.

I can’t wait to get back to the Lodge and drink a Seal Team 69!

by Auggie ST69 December 24, 2019

seal team 666

A satanic special forces that combat the military assets of earthlings. The team is composed of seal team 6 members that died in combat. Ones who refused to join were killed and ones who wanted revenge joined.

Osama Bin Laden: Finally I escaped those seal team six members.
Seal team 666: Hello.

by crigey 101 May 6, 2020

Navy SEAL Team 6

Just another SEAL team... but they got popular because they shot and killed Osmam Bin Ladden. The thing is they were only in the compound for half an hour and they only killed five enemy soldiers. And now all of a sudden they are "the best" team because of one mission.

OBAMA: Navy SEAL Team 6, you're gonna go kill Osama Bin Ladden.
TEAM6: Cool, now everyone is gonna think we're the best...
TEAM2: Hey Obama, can you give it to us so we become popular instead of Team Six?
OBAMA: Nope, I like the number six better than the number two.
TEAM2: Typical Democrat answer...

by MW2 Freak November 19, 2011

Seal team six

to dunk one's hand into a glass of milk to retrieve an accidentally dropped cookie to prevent it from getting soggy

*drops cookie ito water
"Fuck it, i'm seal team six-ing this"

by Thundercats4eva February 19, 2015