seattle seahawks

The NFL team reigning from Seattle. Also the team that whooped the "unstoppable" Broncos' offense in the ass at Super Bowl XLVIII (48), winning with a total score of 43-8, Seattle winning. To be honest I'm surprised Denver scored that many points on us.

After that first Denver play, you knew Seattle was going to win.

We also have the most kickass young team in the NFL along with the best fanbase. Suck on that you 40winers fans.

legion of boom 12th man

The Seattle Seahawks are the #1 team in the NFL, no joke

by turkeysock February 21, 2014

Seahawk

To royaly fuck up a lucky, simple, enviable, and/or glorious situation

The Seahawks really Seahawked when they called that pass play

by legit_hitler February 2, 2015

Seattle Seahawk

When you shit on a person(or partner) from a considerable altitude during any sexual act with or without their initial consent. The Seahawk coming from a high altitude and since seattle is always rainy, the shit from a seahawk relates to the rainy season from Seattle thus meaning when you Seattle Seahawk someone you shit on them like rain from a considerable altitude.

BJ: Dang i was boning this party girl the other night and she asked me to get freaky.
Danger: Yeah wat did she want?
Bowser: Dont tell me a boston pancake?
BJ:Na, She asked me to Seattle Seahawk her from the top of her closet!
Danger:You serious dawg??
Boswer: Did you?
BJ: Fuck Yes!!!

by BtotheJay January 28, 2010

Seattle Seahawks

Professional American football team based in the Pacific Northwest corner of the United States. Everyone rips on them, but they've been to three Super Bowls in nine years. Robbed in XL, won XLVIII, and lost XLIX. (barely.) They currently have arguably the coolest blue uniforms in the league. Their stadium is a nightmare for visiting teams, because the Seahawks usually win at home, and also because of the constant rain and deafening crowd noise.

Hawks fan #1: "Why didn't the Seattle Seahawks run the damn ball on the one yard line?!?!?"
Hawks fan #2: "It happened. Let it go. At least they weren't robbed by the refs again."
Hawks fan #1: "Yeah... you're right. And having one Lombardi Trophy is a heck of a lot better than none."

by Hawks.Fan.12 May 21, 2019

Seahawks Nazi

(noun) an overly obsessed fan of the NFL team The Seattle Seahawks. They will do anything to help the team, on or off the field. They have been known to seek vengeance on those they see fit.

I heard the Seahawks Nazis were the ones who got Ben Rothlisberger to crash his motorcycle after Seattle lost in Super Bowl XL.

by dirdeed November 2, 2008

skyhawked

when you straddle the staircase entryway fully nude to surprise an unsuspecting person with the eye level view of your genitals while you make bird noises at them

i skyhawked him last night, barely in the front door and we were laughing

by Manilla Knucklebunk May 7, 2019

Seahawk

When an individual whether involuntary or voluntary eavesdrops a conversation, within a circle of friends or another area. This technique includes talking to another friend, but really listening to the other conversation, looking at blindspot but still listening to the conversation, etc. This stance is called ¨being perched¨like a sea hawk with his/her eyes directly fixed on the target.

PS. When discovering such Seahawks, one can do an osprey/eagle/hawk sound in order to notify the sea hawk of his actions.

Person #1. Hey man what did you do this weekend ?

Person #2. Not much, what did you do?

( Friend #2 noticies potential seahawk and looks at him, while this is happening, the seahawk looks to the other way)

Person #1, I`ll tell you later, there is a SEA-HAWK nearby...

by Don Invent , A.H March 10, 2011