Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, and kills anybody who dares climb to the top.
It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.
On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.
He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.
So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink.
It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.
On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.
He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.
So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink.
1) Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets.
2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.
3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.
2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.
3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.
by Eric Cartman (alias JPEXS) September 22, 2008
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Mike: Eweee!, what't that smell?!
Russ: Oh that's just me scuttlebuttin' across the house.
Mike: Oh, cool. I thought that was a black cat firecracker going off.
Russ: Nope, just me getting my thorough scuttlebtt on.
Russ: Oh that's just me scuttlebuttin' across the house.
Mike: Oh, cool. I thought that was a black cat firecracker going off.
Russ: Nope, just me getting my thorough scuttlebtt on.
by RussRidd November 9, 2012
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Get the scuttlebutt mug.A deviant sexual act occurring while one partner provides oral stimulation to the buttocks of the other. The one recieving the stimulation, also known as the "scuttle", defecates into the mouth of his partner, known as the "scuttled".
The "Scuttled" has the option to consume or disgard the byproduct.
It is HIGHLY offensive to execute a Scuttlebutt without forewarning.
The "Scuttled" has the option to consume or disgard the byproduct.
It is HIGHLY offensive to execute a Scuttlebutt without forewarning.
Melissa - "You wouldn't believe it! He tried to scuttlebutt me!!!"
Sandy - "Thats what you get for eating ass"
Sandy - "Thats what you get for eating ass"
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