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scrose

The background to this word of the Bristol street, comes from the dark ages of 1996. The word basically can be inserted into a sentance at any point, conveying the message to the recipient that you're not very happy about something/someone/something.

It it usually found in noun form although can be conjegated as a verb.

Urban Linguists be advised though, on strict interpretation of the construction of this multifunctional word, one could be hinting that one was referring to ejaculation.
That weather looks really scrose out there.

Jimmy is one of the biggest scrosers I know.

Stop scrosing about you two and make my dinner.
by GBH April 29, 2004
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Scrolse

Alternate spelling to scrulse, Alcoholic beverage made by mixing scrumpy cider with pulse energy drink.
Oi, did you hear that Boyer finally took that sluzza Tiffany home but was to Scrolsed to maintain his spicy boner.
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Scholera

A malady of the student digestive system leading to involuntary expulsion of large amounts of academic shit.
In their most recent meeting, Garrick's supervisor politely informed him that his latest thesis submission resembled a particularly messy case of scholera.
by Captain Frazzled August 25, 2011
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Within scrolling distance

When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'
"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"
by kakashleigh August 15, 2009
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Bump n' Scroll

The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.

An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.
John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.
by BrooksyDeChambeau June 9, 2015
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Scrotebuffer

One who chronically and excessively polishes his scrotum, sometimes to the point of rupturing it
Joe: Man, my scrote's shiny today
Spoon: you sick scrotebuffer
Joe: Stfu! you're no better you tit-trombone
by Niggadicks April 28, 2006
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Summer Scrote

When hot and/or humid weather causes a man's scrotum to become elongated or saggy as the body tries to keep the sperm inside cool. Often accompanied by perspiration and/or slight to foul odor depending on the cleanliness of the person.
Sometimes in August it is so hot that my Summer Scrote dips into the toilet bowl water when I sit to drop a deuce.
by thing3 May 11, 2010
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