Scranton

i went to scranton one time, it is a really ruff place i got my ass kicked by 2 wiggers. Richie you need to shut your face because there is no way you would last five seconds in scranton its a hard place. if you look at a wigger wrong he will shank you, i know what its like to be shanked in the A and thats what would happen to you if you went to scranton!! biatch

Scranton makes NYC piss its pants

by bigpimpson May 4, 2005

Scranton

City in Northeastern Pennsylvania

I live in Scranton.

by Ninabean July 24, 2015

Scranton

The dirtiest, most Faggiest,place i've ever had the DIS-pleasure to "visit"! I heard they were going to rename it
"Inceston", Scince 99.9% of the population is the result of inbreeding. Funny thing about Scranton... no dentists! At least I think there isn't, scince none of the "Scrantonions" have anymore than three (3) teeth in their blowholes! At least to live on "Strong Island" you need to have a good amount of CA$H, infact my toilet bowlcost more $ than any so called house in that shithole!

The town "motto" for Scranton is...
" Come to Scranton,the city where incest is best"!

by mavros April 29, 2006

Scranton

A popular Chinese soup consisting of broth and noodles.

I always order scranton soup when we go out for Chinese food.

by Cpt.Flint September 18, 2005

Scranton Tuxedo

Khaki pants and blue blazer over either a light blue or white dress shirt. Most commonly offset with a red or yellow tie.

You could easily tell we were in Scranton by the plethora of Scranton Tuxedos around the court house.

by NEPA Native April 2, 2011

Scranton Bagel

(idiom) An act of sexual fetishism, in which a couple is engaged in anal intercourse using cream cheese for lubrication.

Dominic recommended that we try the Scranton Bagel tonight!

by Rad-a September 22, 2006

scranton blackfoot

when you wake up from an evening in the hill section and your feet are covered in a combination of dirt, beer, and possibly feces from basement parties

What the hell happened to your feet?

Oh, that's just Scranton blackfoot.

by lackawanna wonderful October 19, 2008