reverse scorpion

Sexual position similar to the scorpion or the wheelbarrow. In this poistion, with the downward facing female's legs pulled up (as in the wheelbarrow) the male turns about face (creating ass on ass contact) and fucks his girl in a backward fashion.
This move was popularized by the pro skateboarder and satellite radio host Jason Ellis.

Note: Confused? Many men contend that this position is impossible but that is only because their dicks are most likely too small to pull it off.

Caution: There is a serious risk of phallic injury while performing this act. Make sure your chick is able to balance herself well and allow no sudden jerky movements.

girl:"I got drunk last night and went home with Bernard. He did this thing that he called a reverse scorpion to me. I was truly disgusted but I'm going out with him again on Saturday night."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007

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scrotal scorpion

Scrotal scorpions are also known as crabs. After having sexual intercourse with a dirty slut, one could easily obtain scrotal scorpions.

Man, these scrotal scorpions are snacking on my nutsack!

These fucking scrotal scorpions are pissing me the hell off! I'm gonna kill the bitch that gave me these damned things.

Scrotal scorpions fucking suck man!

by Drew Ehrman June 18, 2006

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