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Schlongscicle

When a man walks outside on a frigid night, and his dick becomes so cold that it freezes. It was first discovered by Tenzing Norgay when he climbed Mt. Everest.
Wooo! Dan do not go outside unless you want to get a schlongscicle!
by Shlongscicle February 9, 2021
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Schlongest

Like a schlong, but longer. Clearly superior over the better known terms 'schlong', 'schlort', and 'schledium', the Schlongest is the schlongest schlong around. Common people that have this size of pp are often named 'Vick', 'Alohi', 'Ozzy', or 'Bryson'.
"Hey look did you see Bryson that other day"

"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'
by Schlong Man (tm) May 9, 2022
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schmungussy

A schmungussy is a glooplier substance with high viscosity, funk and dexterity. If you eat it with a side of gloopin'schloop and black pudding it will give you a tightly feeling inside your rumpadumbdiddlybump. Enjoy this information at your own risk. Pleasure awaits you!
Do not make a fussy
When in comes the schmungussy
Such a delightful sight to see
It will fill you from head to toe with glee
Sit at the table, take a fork
No need to eat the pork
Because the side of schmungussy is on the rack
Eat it now, and don't look back
by I loooooove schmungussy March 7, 2023
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Schwong

A combo of Weiner and A Chinese Man kinda like this

B========D
Did you see that schowong in china town alex
by W to the double oo dizzle November 29, 2004
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schlongus

Dipshit, retard, fucker, dicksucker, slut fag, you ass wipe nig....
You are a fucking schlongus...
by hackr900069 December 28, 2005
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schlongs in thongs

An amusing way to refer to male transvestites and pre-op transexuals, in the same vein as other rhyming or alliterative means of alleviating the ridiculousness of encountering men who are so psychologically damaged that they believe they are actually women trapped in men's bodies, because no-one has bothered to explain to them that they have X and Y chromosomes whereas women have only X chromosomes, and that their assertion that they are female is therefore medically and scientifically impossible.

See also:
chicks with dicks, cocks in frocks, sluts with nuts, dames with dongs, women with wangs, girls with grapes, princesses with penises, mums with plums, lads in lingerie, gals with balls, boys with boobs
I have an annual subscription to Schlongs in Thongs.
by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011
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Schlongus Maximus

a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.
"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"
by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020
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