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Schwintergear

Type of gear you wear when you think it's cold outside but it's not.
I felt really dumb in my schwintergear as everyone walked by in shorts.
by Linvero October 11, 2018
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sphinkterput

when you insert a large sword into the anal opening
holy shit she just got a fucking sphinkterput
by mynamebejeff December 17, 2019
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schvincter plumber

is someone who prefers to plumb mens holes with his own wrench and nuts.

if a man goes in his toilet and finds theres either a blockage/leak or hes just a bit of a gaylord if you get my meaning then he'll call round his schvincter plumber to fix it for him with his big tool.
a regular fun boy whos reliable, on time and does his job to a high standard of gayness when you require him to and then goes away.
"oh great... i just had that hole fixed last week, it might need to be 'broke in' again to get it running smoothly"
"tut, my pipe is a bit chafed down there, i'll need to call my schvincter plumber to release the blockage" etc
by jonny rotten pants June 24, 2009
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Sphinkter Busters

Sphinkter Busters are large fingers from a large hand capable of causing serious damage to ones rectum
"Check out that guys hands, hes got total sphinkter busters"
by kevtherev April 24, 2010
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sphinkter

by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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Peanut Butter Schfinkter

A sexual act when the girl puts peanut butter all over the guys penis and asshole and then licks it off. Can also be preformed with other foods such as whip cream, chocolate, etc.
Yo dawg that hoe over there gave me a peanut butter schfinkter last night!!!

Dude did that bitch give you a peanut butter schfinkter?!?!
by Jlevitt95 March 18, 2010
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schvinkenvacken

hitlers car
where is my schvinkenvacken
by tyler thiem January 12, 2004
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