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Schruting

To mess up or make a large misake.

Made popular by the American sitcom, "The Office", it was quoted by Michael Scott, who said he was " Schruting " it. Named after fictional Dunder Mifflin employee Dwight Schrute, who frequently messes up.
Michael: " Aw, I Schruted it!"
Darryl: " Schrute what?"
Michael: "You know, Schruting it, I messed up big time, Darryl. "
by musicalman778 April 18, 2014
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schteving my bill

A secret phrase which replaces the commonly used term "jacking off", this originated in STC Highschool in 2014. Very useful when in public or in school
(Two boys on the phone)
Guy 1: Hey bro can I come over?
Guy 2: Hold on, I'm schteving my bill.
Guy 1: Alright hurry the fuck up.
by notyaD May 20, 2014
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shupingy

Possessing inexplicable qualities that make those in the object or person's immediate vicinity want to shoot themselves in the face.
The professor was not as shupingy as her predecessor, but there were few who liked her and fewer still who liked her subject material.
by IB Diplomate October 18, 2008
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Schmusing

Listening to music while taking a dump. Regarded as the most pleasurable activity one can do.

An instant excuse to get out of anything. Noone can argue against Schmusing!
N: Hey sorry I'm late, i was schmusing
S: Oh no way! I envy your existence
H: I wish i could be schmusing right now
by simneh August 5, 2012
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schlumping

schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.
by ktkattdd January 5, 2009
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Schpingle

1.) When emotional feeling surpasses the means of communication, and all that can be uttered is "Schpingle"

2.) A word used to signify great emotional feelings

3.) Any action verb can be substituted by "Schpingle"
"After ripping the bong, all I could do was lie back and schpingle out."

"Yeah man, it was awesome. I pulled out and schpingled all over her stomach."

"We should go beat the schpingle out of him. That'll teach him.
by schpingle-heimer June 10, 2011
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stuping

when you is stupid #triggered #feminists #willDoratty
you is stuping
by oinapple pen November 28, 2016
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