schrimpson

the bumhole of a baby yak.

that baby yak has a massive schrimpson!

J: god! did you see the schrimpson on that yak
D: NO no i did not see the schrimpson on that yak
J: well you lose.

by babyyak May 9, 2011

schreeping

The art of having an afternoon snooze to shake off a hangover and enable oneself to back up for another night of shenanigans, whilst not actually sleeping much and just lying in bed creeping on facebook.

"Hey bro - are you coming out tonight?"
"Yeah I'm keen as, just schreeping it up atm in preparation for the feshtivities"

by ceiling cat August 12, 2012

shrempin

a style of living where one really gives their all and puts their heart into their work

man you peep his new album ? crazy fire.

sheesh, that man be shrempin

by ashremp October 4, 2022

shrempin

when you really just enjoying life, in your comfort zone, doing your thing, having fun

what you up to this weekend?

im just shrempin

by ashremp October 4, 2022

Detlef Schrempf

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.

I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.

by Ross Shields September 2, 2008

jeremy schrimpf

One who over compensates for their lack of love as a child or one who is unsure of their sexuality.

One who has sex with married women so no commitment can be obtained.

Poor Timmy was Jeremy schrimpfed so committed he himself to seek mental help.

by 1 4/\/\ 7|-|3 0|\|3 September 22, 2011

Schempf

Is the most fucked up of all words. It reminds me of one of the three stooges. There was Larry, Curly, Moe and schemp.

There is a schempf in my boots

by sperm man October 19, 2008