school

Concentration camp for children. Set up to teach people to become docile and obedient subjects of capitalism and the state. This is achieved through mind-numbing, attacks on individual identity, and various degrees of disguised terror, usually (but not always) concealed by a double-bind.

Often combined with indoctrination into dominant ideas and training in skills useful to bosses.

skool sucks!

by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004

school

A place where I'm not allowed to wear my tee that says "Skool Sux" because although I am only exercising my rights as an american and using freedom of speech, the sentence is consdered vulgar and innapropiriate for school grounds, EVEN THOUGH every person in the school uses words like ****, ****, *****, and ******* daily.

School is a place where we write, read, learn, and sleep.

by Call-me-crazy-if-you-will September 9, 2003

school

The one place on Earth that forces you to work and be in the same room with annoying assholes you can't stand, and take up and ruining your time by giving you homework and negative news to your parents. The only good thing about it is that is gives you an education for the real world and so you don't have to be with your annoying parents all the time.

If it wasn't for school I wouldn't be stuck with these annoying jerks for half of these six hours and then with this asshole teacher at the last hour who gives out referrals for no reason because she acts like she really hates kids. Screw this place.

by AdomC August 2, 2015

school

hell with fluorescent lighting

"check out the lighting at this hell hole..."
"this isnt school, its hell with fluorescent lighting."

by ezza_babe May 16, 2005

school

torture

How fucking great, my teacher Ms. Contreras made me have to stay in at school longer.

by DomoTrimbleMLG April 26, 2017

school

A place that was once a center of learning. Now it is nothing more than a place to stick your children so you don't have to put up with them. When kids come home cursing, don't be a retard and say "Hey, Timmy, where did you learn that?" "FUCK OFF, YOU CUNTFUCK" Timmy will reply.

Hey let's see a movie.
I can't I have to go to hell, I mean school.

by Not the 'model' student April 19, 2004

school

The destruction of human creativity, where innocent minds are exploited at a very young age for the purpose of us all becoming ignorant little robots and being no smarter than the other.

Also see hell-fire, misery, self-immolation, agony, impalement, Chinese torture, etc...

In school I learned that two plus two equals four, but why the fuck can't it equal five?

Einstein got D's and F's in school.

Winston Churchill flunked English at least five times.

by superiormind July 18, 2008