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schnozberries

One of the best fruits ever. Tastes like banana blended with kiwi with a hint of egg salad. Referenced in Super Troopers and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
"the schnozberries taste like schnozberries" - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as well as Super Troopers

"So I went down on this girl and it was so sweet smelling, it tasted like schnozberries. The next day we got married. Damn she has nice tits."
by guynamedrob October 16, 2005
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Schlobberknockered

Consuming extensive amounts of alcohol resulting in slurred speetch, blurry vision and no memory of the drunken events. A hangover will be the likely result.
Colin: How are feeling today buddy? we got messed up last night!

Ryan: Fuck we did get Schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!
by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006
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Schwobblenork

Pronounced Sh-wobble-nork

As a noun: The epitome of a fool.
If someone is a schwobblenork they are one of the reasons that the generations are becoming dumber and dumber.
Schwobblenorks are also commonly hypocrites and do ridiculous things such as call other people ignorant and of course also be ignorant themselves. They tend to think they are the coolest thing since the air conditioner.

As a verb: If someone is schwobblenorking they are engaging in the act of killing off other people's brain cells with their own words/actions.
As a noun: He was such a schwobblenork. He would stand up, pull his jeans up to where they belonged, and then pull them down just before he sat back in his seat.

As a verb: When Liz asked what I was doing I told her that I was listening to Jack schwobblenork. He was arguing with Chris and all of his arguments contradicted themselves. He'd been schwobblenorking for the past hour.
by Schwobbs Norks June 12, 2014
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Schlobble Schlobble 3,000

The act of receiving head from an E-Thot
Yo Dude I Just Got Some Schlobble Schlobble 3,000 While Ripping A Chainsaw Fart
by TheBigOleDilf June 22, 2020
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schnibbles

Those little bits of paper, typically from ripping out paper from spiral notebooks or making snowflakes. If you use this word in the northwest, no one will know what you are talking about...
"pick up those little pieces of paper!" The Spanish teacher yelled. "You mean schnibbles?" asks the student. Everyone looks at her like shes crazy.
by sgttedmadore June 8, 2013
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Schnibbler

Schnibbler (Noun) - A male who portrays the worst possible qualities to friends and colleagues. An excessive liar, cock block, game killer, third wheel creep show. His game has an inverse relationship to the game of all other males around him.

(Female version - Schnibblerette)

Schnibble (Verb) - To spit game that has an inverse relationship to the game of all others around.
Frat Boy 1: "Dude, my game was working so nice on Sarah until the schnibbler showed up."

Frat Boy 2: "Aw bro, he schnibbled the shit out of you."
by BMFD May 8, 2008
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schnozberries

Famously quoted from the 1971 movie Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory a schnozberry (snozberry) literally refers to the particulates (berries) that come from a nose (schnoz) i.e. boogers, snot-rockets, nostral-turds, funky junk from the face-trunk, etc.
Stan: Did you see the size of that nose?
Lou: He couldn't pick those schnozberries with a backhoe!
by diogenes_ifyouplease September 9, 2011
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