Schnib 

Schnib is a term for the male penis.

"She wants the schnib."

"My schnib is huge."

Schnib by schniby February 4, 2010

Schnid

A pee hole.
Penis hole.
The hole at the tip of a penis.

I got screwed in tha schnid and it really hurt!!! Get the fuck away from my Schnid(to be used when being persued by mexicans).

Ohmygodmyschnidisreallyenormous.

Schnid by Leo B January 14, 2006

Oh Schnap 

1. An Expression of Surprize
2. A Cellphone that has been stuck in a vat of green putty on a very hot day, then frozen in the freezer of an old man's summer home, the putty must then be broken and the cell phone retrieved, find a place with no bars for the cell phone and feed the cell phone to a gopher.

1. Oh Schnap, when did you get here
2. *Example Not Found*

Oh Schnap by Jon Jacob Jingle Heimer Shmit October 17, 2008

Schni 

Another word for snus.

Schni is my g.

Dude, you want a schni?

Bror, vil du ha en schni eller?

Schni by Your Alias October 18, 2019

Schnid

Very nice word to save you from using fowl language. Also means the pp hole

Ah schnid he we go again

Schnid by Schnidhomies August 16, 2021

Schnips 

cute, cutie, etc.

Kid 1: Look! I just saw one of Kevin's baby pictures!
Kid 2: Aw, schnips!

Schnips by icantthinkofausername May 26, 2009

schnap 

the art of sitting on the crapper and taking a snooze, or more correctly... shitting and snoring.

I was disgusted and repulsed to find that my boss, in the stall next to me, had been taking a schnap-- to revive him, I quickly drew up mounds of t.p. accordingly, making a thunderous racket.

schnap by malhill August 29, 2007