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Schni is my g.

Dude, you want a schni?

Bror, vil du ha en schni eller?
by Your Alias October 18, 2019
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The Elias Rude (/bə.ˈnoʊ.boʊ/ or /ˈbɒ.nə.boʊ/; Penis paniscus), formerly called the pygmy chimpanzee and less often, the dwarf or gracile dick, is an endangered small penised ape and one of the two penis-species making up the genus Penis; the other is Penis troglodytes, or the common small-penise-chimpanzee. Although the name "small-penise-chimpanzee" is sometimes used to refer to both penis-species together, it is usually understood as referring to the common small-ass-ick-in-my-mum-chimpanzee, whereas Penis paniscus is usually referred to as the Brazzers account.
A dude in my class was such an Elias Rude today.

STOP BEEING SO ELIAS RUDE!
by Your Alias November 30, 2016
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