Schneebleweebleweebleworb

The sound sims make when they masturbate

Me: wow what a great sims game! Is this a jack off option?

Sim: SCHNEEBLEWEEBLEWEEBLEWORB

by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019

schmeagle

One who walks with a supicious stride; a loiterer

The creeper down the hall schmeagled by me last night.

by ashweebash December 9, 2008

schnaggle

to fuck something up royally

After downing a 24 he headed home but smashed into a tree and completley schnaggled his car.

Someone who is a regular fuck-up may be referred to as a schnaggler

by Master Tom May 2, 2006

schmeglets

any small quanity left of a substance worth keeping

Jack had merely schmeglets left of his sack to smoke.

by gava November 6, 2006

Schmeeglepuffin

A popluar German tv show for children.

-They are basically German Telitubbies.

--They look mostly like colorful. awkward, fat, teddy bears.

A nick-name for little girls.

Oh, Liz, you are such cute little schmeeglepuffin.

by I'mserious September 1, 2009

Schnagles

Any interaction between a sober person and a drunk person.

Phil's schnagles with her last night were funny, he messed with her while she was drunk and he was sober.

by cookieman8 September 12, 2010

Schmegle

An overly undersized penis.

Man Hayden has a schmegle!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017